Marine Corpse tour: help us w/shows and/or come see us!

[Carcass]

Contact: marinecorpse666@gmail.com
Website: http://tabris.ath.cx/marinecorpse/
Band rider: No stabbing above the neck.

I'm trying to take a break from the urine washed streets of Philthadelphia this August to brang some Satanic vegan hardcore anywhere (and I do mean anywhere) in between Chicago and the Atlantic Ocean. Wanna help me set up a show in your city? Of course you do! But wait, before you decide, consider the following:

We absolutely do not give a fuck about very much at all. We'll play dilapidated barns, Masonic Temples, highway interchanges, the middle of the woods, burning buildings...fuckin' who gives a shit? Cut our pink lemonade with bleach; we'll be saying "thank you" through the bloodpuke. Marine Corpse is so DIY that we built our own instruments...on the atomic level. I will blow your grandparents if they let me sleep on their floor. I will blow THEIR grandparents if we can use the stove. As soon as $50 is in the hat, my pants are comin' off. Get it up to $100 and I'll put 'em back on. We will give you free shit, steal it back while you're sleeping and then call you crying the next day to apologize. Our tour is being managed by the feral cat colony down the street so when you e-mail us, don't expect anything more than, "ffffzl;jkzfz dddddddddc," in response.

We've got a lot of dates hammered out, but we still need help with a few (denoted with bold, italic text). Here's how it's shaping up so far:

8/19—Bloomington, IN at the Bishop

8/20—Indianapolis or Chicago?

8/21—Chicago or Cleveland?

8/22—Pittsburgh at Skull Fest

8/23—Richmond, VA at the Wingnut (acoustic set!)

8/24—D.C. or the Lehigh Valley?

8/25—Philly at JR's

8/26—Northampton, MA

8/27—New Haven, CT at The Fucking Discovery Zone

8/28—Warwick, NY at the Tuscan Cafe

8/29—Boston or NYC?

8/30—Montclair, NJ at the Meatlocker


Seriously. Get in touch. Message me for venue addresses. Here are the new (unmastered) recordings from our forthcoming EP Die by the Horns.

[ungovernable]

Satanism is stupid, do you realise it is just a reaction to christianism and that Satan is an invention of the christian chruch ? Satanism is even becomming a religion with rules, bible, etc...

[Carcass]

The Satanism is tongue in cheek, Ungov. We're all atheists who simply have a fond appreciation for Uncle Scratch as character in literature and folklore.

[AtomicKhaos]

once again, he loves calling everyone stupid. dont feed him

[Protspecd]

Just listened to your music, I didn't mind it one bit. I can tell this stuff would be so damn energetic live, awesome work

Shame I am in Australia, good luck with your tour =)

[Carcass]

Thanks for the vote of confidence, Prospectd! Maybe one day we'll make it to Oz. I actually just met some kids from Melbourne this past weekend.

[Apples]

Come to the DC area. There are some decent places around the DC area. I would check out the Corpse Fortress (http://www.myspace.com/corpsefortress). They're right outside of DC and put on a lot of Hardcore shows (seeing as DC has a pretty good hardcore scene, albeit mostly straightedge, but still). I'm sure they could hook something up.

[Carcass]

Thanks, Apples, I'll definitely get in touch with them.